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I'm really not one for rules or anything like that but with all these new adds lately,I gotta say something.

*If we've had conversations before somewhere and you think I'll probably know who you are,you can add me and you don't have to reply here. I'll most likely add you back if I know you from somewhere.

*But if we've never really talked,just drop me a line here and let me know how you found me or what friends we have in common,just something so I don't think you're some random lurker. Because then I won't add you back.

*I also won't add anyone who has no entries.

*I DEFINITELY won't add you back if you only have ME and no one else added. That's just creepy and there's a few people like that,I checked their userinfo and I'm the only person they have friended. Yeah...no.

*Also,I post fairly often (usually about wrestling,makeup,my life,fics and stuff) and I'm pretty blunt when it comes to being a perv. So I wouldn't add me if you get grossed out easily or can't take a joke.
Other than that,I'm a very friendly person so feel free to add...just let me know who you are! Kthxbye ♥

I finally gave in and made one. I've acquired too many new friends lately and a lot of them are for my fics so a nice,handy list was in order!
I don't recommend the first 5 Centon stories AT ALL. I'm embarrassed that I even wrote them. But hey they were my 1st fics ever so gimme a break would ya??

WARNING: They tend to get graphic.

When you see the * *,that's just to show you they're separate stories but the same pairing.
& I only write the same 4 people.

( Now then..onto the fics... )

Oh man,k so uh yeah..short random fic is short. And random.
It is a follow-up to Cody's bday fic though,but it's in Teddy's POV. Kinda nervous since this is only my 2nd piece in the first person.
Also,I was going to have their whole conversation be lyrics to a song but I couldn't stop typing so it's song lyrics mixed with regular stuff.

I hadn't planned on this being the title name but I just thought about it,it totally fucking fits and I cannot stop LAUGHING! Haaaaaaa!!!!

P.S. I get to use my new icon :D

Title: Lisp of an Angel
Author: mrsitchweeed
Pairing: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Rhodes
Rating: M. M/M relationship
Summary: The aftermath of birthday sex with your bestfriend. Yep.
Word Count: 4,832
Warning: P is a crier?
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own anybody. Don't own the song.
Notes: Title is *NOT* a typo,kthx. I don't use betas,all mistakes are my own.
Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

( Does she know you're talking to me,will it start a fight? )

The past few days have affected me and I think it's fairly obvious in this. Thinking about Codiasi breaking up is really dampening my mood so sorry if this isn't exactly what anyone was expecting. I tried,I'm just a lil' bummed is all :(
There's just been so much happening lately.
The argument @ the Bash,Codiasi's NoC anniversary,Cody's birthday,the inevitable breakup forming..
Blah.

Dear Cody,
Hope you're having a fantastic birthday. You already have everything I'd want for mine.
Love,Me

Title: Go Cody,It's Your Birthday
Author: mrsitchweeed
Pairing: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Rhodes
Rating: M. M/M relationship,graphic sex
Summary: P's birthday and the days leading up to it.
Word Count: 10,544
Warning: Don't let the title fool you. It's only titled that way to match my other birthday fics.
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own anybody.
Notes: I don't use betas,all mistakes are my own.
Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

( We can't go back again. There's no use giving in and there's no way to know...What might have been.. )

Ha. So..another one of my weird random fics. Came to me out of nowhere. Okay,that's not true obviously. It stemmed from last night's epic Centon moment. That was a moment to end all moments. Well,most moments. It was ORGASMIC! And my fingers got carried away.
I wrote this in a couple of hours today so if it sucks,well then it sucks.

It's just a whatever fic. Doesn't go with any other story.
As always,errors have not been gone over. Forgive me for them please :) Gonna go over em riiiight now.
&..Ready. Set. Go.
*bites nails*

Title: Need: Yours,Mine and Ours
Author: mrsitchweeed
Pairing: John Cena/Randy Orton
Rating: M. M/M relationship,graphic sex
Summary: John's been feeling scary things lately. Having to film a segment with Randy is his breaking point.
Word Count: 6,466
Warning: No warning really? Maybe a tiny bit of religious beatdown but that's nothing new here ;)
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own anybody.
Notes: Didn't use a beta this time. Posting this as is,any mistakes are solely my own.
Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D


( Not being sure of what you want isn't too bad. It's knowing,that's the bad part. )

Okay so I am totally unbiased with this part. I'm not sure if I like it/hate it/anything it. Not even sure if it's post-worthy BUT I promised Twin I'd have this up before she leaves for vacation and she leaves tomorrow so you betta believe I was typing this all day long,trying to get it ready in time!

It took me ages to write this one,so sorry :(
I literally kept stopping,starting,stopping..losing focus. But it's done now,DONE!! Finito. Over. The end. I haven't gone over it for mistakes yet so please forgive me. I'm going to go over it for typos in just a bit. Just wanna get this posted and off muh hands! lol

Don Henley's "Boys of Summer" and Garth Brooks's "That Summer" REALLY inspired me :)
*crosses fingers* Here goes nothing!

Title: The DiBiase School of Driving...and Sex Ed (Part 2)
Author: mrsitchweeed
Pairing: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Rhodes
Rating: M. M/M relationship,graphic sex
Summary: You know the drill. Ted teaches Cody how to drive and other life lessons along the way.
Word Count: 9,345
Warning: Underage sex is had. If that bothers you,please don't read.
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own anybody.
Notes: Didn't use a beta this time. Posting this as is,any mistakes are solely my own.
Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D
Added a little something (or should I say,someone) for Vyvrik,Scarlett,Jane,Belladonna,etc. You know it pains me so none of you can say I don't love you! ♥ LOLZ! Hopefully you'll know it when you get to it.

( You put the pedal to the metal,regarding my heart.. )

So as you may or may not know,I kind of gave up on the car f*ck fic after I was like 2/3 done with it. Well,I decided I couldn't let all of my effort go to waste so I've been typing up a storm trying to finish this! It got super long so I'm having to split it up into 2 parts.
Almost done with part 2 so that'll be up tonight.
In the meantime...here's this.

Please forgive me if it's not that good :/ I tried!
& & no time to go over errors right now! Must finish writingggg...

Title: The DiBiase School of Driving...and Sex Ed (Part 1)
Author: mrsitchweeed
Pairing: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Rhodes
Rating: M. M/M relationship.
Summary: You know the drill. Ted teaches Cody how to drive and other life lessons along the way.
Word Count: 9,947
Warning: Underage sex will soon be had. If that bothers you,please don't read.
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own anybody.
Notes: Didn't use a beta this time. Posting this as is,any mistakes are solely my own.
Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

( I promise to be the perfect student... )

Isn't it amazing when one of your OTPs can somehow do something that affects the other? How weird. Especially if they're not in the same fandom. LOLZ if you read my other entry and then you read this,you'll know exactly what I'm talking about and why I just *had* to do this.
It was destiny god damnit. hahaha

This does NOT go along with any of my other Codiasi fics. NONE.

Title: Life of Cody
Author: mrsitchweeed
Pairing: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Rhodes
Rating: M. M/M relationship.
Summary: In Cody's world,there's only Ted. But in reality,there's also someone else.
Word Count: 2,120
Warning: Kind of angsty but not really? My first piece written in the 1st person. I'm not sure how I feel about it,so any thoughts at all would be very much appreciated.
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own anybody. Definitely don't own the song!
Notes: Didn't use a beta this time. Posting this as is,any mistakes are solely my own.
Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

( You're like a second skin. You're my only skin. )

Title: Suffering [7/7]
Author: mrsitchweeed
Pairing: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Rhodes (& another pairing. Don't ask how this happened! No idea..just came out ahaha)
Rating: M. M/M relationship, graphic sex
Summary: Sex is had?
Word Count: 11,965
Warning: FINAL PART. If this were a film,I'd label it NC17. & if you like Rollercoasters,hop on!
Disclaimer: Purely fictional. Don't own anybody or the song!
Notes: Didn't use a beta this time. Posting this as is,any mistakes are solely my own.
Any kind of feedback is welcome.

( ...Love was the best its ever been... )

I'm going to go ahead and tell y'all now that this is NOT the ending. It is finished though,FINALLY butttt it went to like 20,000 words so I *had* to split it up. I'll post the last part later on today but I have to get going now!

Title: Suffering [6/7]
Author: mrsitchweeed
Pairing: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Rhodes
Rating: M. M/M relationship.
Summary: Cody takes Ted back to the hotel.
Word Count: 7,960
Warning: It gets graphic so if you're not down with that,don't try to read it!
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own anybody.
Notes: Didn't use a beta this time. Posting this as is,any mistakes are solely my own.
Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

( Living inside my heart now. )

This thing has a mind of it's own,seriously. I keep trying to end it but the words just keep pouring out and I'm forced to split it up before I exceed the limit. I'm hoping to really end it with the next part but with the way this is going,who the hell knows!

Oh and I haven't gone over this for typos at all so I'll be doing that later on but I just wanna get this posted while I continue writing the next part.
*continues scribbling away some porn*

LOLZ my icon so goes with this part! *hint hint*

Title: Suffering [5/7]
Author: mrsitchweeed
Pairing: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Rhodes (& another pairing. Don't ask how this happened! No idea..just came out ahaha)
Rating: M. M/M relationship.
Summary: Ted has moved on..sort of. Now it's P's turn to hurt. Muahahahah!! :)
Word Count: 7,850
Warning: This may or may not be the end,haven't decided yet...
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own anybody or the song.
Notes: Didn't use a beta this time. Posting this as is,any mistakes are solely my own.
Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

( I guess we never really moved on... )

So,um...I was planning this huge thing for the ending but I'm indecisive and can't make up my mind. It could end this way,it's a normal-ish ending I suppose. But it could continue. And that's where I'm still debating over. Anyway though!

Title: Suffering [4/7]
Author: mrsitchweeed
Pairing: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Rhodes
Rating: M. Hints at a M/M relationship.
Summary: P becomes Teddy's personal therapist.
Word Count: 6,704
Warning: This may or may not be the end,haven't decided yet...
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own anybody.
Notes: Didn't use a beta this time. Posting this as is,any mistakes are solely my own.
Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

( Come out,come out,wherever you arrrreeee. )

Title: Suffering [3/7]
Author: mrsitchweeed
Pairing: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Rhodes
Rating: M. Hints at a M/M relationship.
Summary: Codfish is more determined than ever. The end is coming.
Word Count: 4,075
Warning: Enter at your own risk? Lol I don't have a warning for this one really...
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own anybody.
Notes: Didn't use a beta this time. Posting this as is,any mistakes are solely my own.
Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

( It's not the life he chose,but the life he was given. )

This was meant to only be 2 parts but I think I got a little carried away so now there's 3. Maybe 4,I'm not sure yet,but I'm trying to get this wrapped up! I know I said I hate doing fics in "parts" but oh well for now lolz.

Title: Suffering [2/7]
Author: mrsitchweeed
Pairing: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Rhodes
Rating: M. Hints at a M/M relationship.
Summary: Cody thinks he knows what's going on,but he has no idea.
Word Count: 3,461
Warning: Enter at your own risk? Lol I don't have a warning for this one really...
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own anybody.
Notes: Didn't use a beta this time. Posting this as is,any mistakes are solely my own.
Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

( Oh Agent P,why are you so blind? )

I wasn't gonna post this yet but some birdies who shall remain nameless wanted to read this before Backlash starts sooooo here ya go!
I'm still working on part 2 though. So that won't be up until I finish it obviously.

Title: Suffering [1/7]
Author: mrsitchweeed
Pairing: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Rhodes
Rating: M. Hints at a M/M relationship.
Summary: Falling for your bestfriend is hard,plain and simple. Starts out when they were kids,transitions into present day.
Word Count: 6,135
Warning: Extremely underage boys! But nothing DISGUSTING that I'd go to hell for lol!
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own anybody.
Notes: Didn't use a beta this time. Posting this as is,any mistakes are solely my own.
Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

( If it's love,why does it hurt so much? )

Happy 32nd birthday to John Cena!!! ♥ ♥ ♥
Title: Go Johnny,It's Your Birthday
Author: mrsitchweeed
Pairing: John Cena/Randy Orton
Rating: M. M/m relationship,graphic sex.
Summary: Randy's unsure if he can give John the same gift John gave him.
Word Count: 11,887
Warning: This won't make sense unless you've read Go Randy,It's Your Birthday
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own anybody.
Notes: Didn't use a beta this time. Posting this as is,any mistakes are solely my own.
Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

( Not everybody is invited to the party.. )

So after talking it over with the Queen Bee of fics herself last night,it came to attention that somebody needed to write a Randy birthday fic :)
I don't know if she's going to end up doing one or not but I decided to try my hand at it and literally whipped this one up in a couple of hours. I think it took me 4 hours total on and off throughout the day and that's NEVER happened. It normally takes me at least 4 days to get anything at all written.
I don't know where this came from and I for once didn't plan a single thing out. I let my fingers start typing and this story just went wherever the hell it wanted to go!

I hope it's enjoyable :) Oh and this has *nothing* to do with my other Centon fics.

This one's for you,Oh God of SEX.
Happy 29th birthday to Randy Orton!!! ♥ ♥ ♥
By the way,I'm still going over typos and such so any mistakes,please forgive me! I just want to get this out before his actual birthday is over (here anyway) and it's 30 til midnite so here we gooooo.....

Title: Go Randy,It's Your Birthday
Author: mrsitchweeed
Pairing: John Cena/Randy Orton
Rating: M. M/m relationship,graphic sex.
Summary: John gives Randy the best birthday present that money could never buy.
Word Count: 9,914
Warning: This has absolutely nothing to do with my other Centon fics & I wrote this in a matter of hours,something I've never done before so if this sucks...well,I blame that! LOLZ
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own anybody.
Notes: Didn't use a beta this time. Posting this as is,any mistakes are solely my own.
Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

( Because everyone deserves a nice birthday sexing.... )

So remember that one shot Codiasi I wrote? Well,I ended up writing a sequel/follow up thing for it. Don't ask. I have no idea how this happened but it pretty much took control over me and I've been writing it for like four days on and off or some shit! Crazy! That damn Cod floundered to shore again somehow...


Title: Kiss Me Through the Phone
Author: mrsitchweeed
Pairing: Ted DiBiase,Jr./Cody Rhodes
Rating: M. M/m relationship,graphic sex.
Summary: A nerdy night takes a turn into explicit.
Word Count: 10,300 (I'm pleased to say this is shorter than my last fic. Very good thing! I was starting to scare myself when each new story was getting longer than the one before it.)
Warning: This thing is full of nerdiness,fluff and total porn. I dunno how this one happened but something possessed me! ;) Inspired by that song from the title and an awesome TV show :)
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own anybody.
Notes: Didn't use a beta this time. Posting this as is,any mistakes are solely my own. I always love to include pictures and shit so....pictures and shit! :)
Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

( I miss the way you taste.. )

Randiase! Randiase! DONE,FINALLY!! There ain't no hints of a PF around these parts,no sir!! Okay well there is but still haha. ♥
This started out as a drabble in the tree @ codiasi and I just decided to keep going with it.
=This is also the 1st story my husband's read in its entirety. LOL!! To say he was beyond shocked and a little disturbed is an understatement. But at least he read it!!=

I am exhausted from writing this! I haven't checked through the whole thing for spelling/grammatical errors yet so if you read it and you find some,forgive me! I'm going through it right now,I just wanted to finally get this posted!

Title: 2 Guys,1 Fuck
Author: mrsitchweeed
Pairing: Ted DiBiase Jr./Randy Orton
Rating: M. M/m relationship,graphic sex.
Summary: Innocent flirting can sometimes lead to not-so-innocent sex.
Word Count: 11,300 (I'm aware that they're becoming novels haha but hey,don't like it don't read it,amirite?)
Warning: I like to include pictures,so pictures.
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own anybody.
Notes: Didn't use a beta this time. Posting this as is,any mistakes are solely my own.
Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D
Pretty graphic by heyjohnmorrison. Even though she doesn't like it,I do! :P
Cap thanks to 616poisongirl

( Public sex + Bathroom sex = Public Bathroom Sex! )

The next part of my John/Randy fic! ♥

I am exhausted from writing this! I haven't checked through the whole thing for spelling/grammatical errors yet so if you read it and you find some,forgive me! I'm going through it right now,I just wanted to finally get this posted!

Title: Rug Burn
Author: mrsitchweeed
Pairing: John Cena/Randy Orton
Rating: M. M/m relationship,graphic sex.
Summary: Randy wants to take it to the next level. John does not.
Word Count: 10,700 (I KNOW!! I just can't stop writinggg!)
Warning: I like to include pictures,so pictures. & the room in the beginning is an actual thing they have there. You'll see what I mean when you get to it.
Disclaimer: Sadly,this is purely fictional. Don't own anybody.
Notes: Didn't use a beta this time. Posting this as is,any mistakes are solely my own.
Any kind of feedback is welcome. Good,bad,constructive criticism,what have you :D

( a new kind of workout )